I don't believe it for a second.
Oh believe it! I am a cold, heartless person...[insert evil laugh here]
Thoughts in that cat's little brain... "when is she going to scratch me behind the ear, when is she going to feed me, when is she going to scratch me behind the ear, when is she going to feed me, I am so tired, so very tired, I think I need to claw right now, while I stretch, maybe I'll just sleep, maybe she'll move in this postion closer to my litter box, I think I need to go, come on move it..."
I think the cat is one of those toilet trained ones...and he's really got to go...and the sick woman is in his way...what happens next? Deductive reasoning...it's not pretty.
Never, Ari ... I have faith that the Ice Princess has a warm, caring heart ...
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