I was almost attacked by a velvet monkey in Africa. The little bastard ran up to me and stole my sandwich. I tried to keep it form him, but when you have a monkey charging you with sharp yellow teeth and blue balls you may be more concerned with your life as i was. the Safari guide yelled at me for feeding the monkey. Like I had a choice. As we left I noticed a huge pile of half eaten lunch boxed tossed aside by the very same guide who yelled at me. the monkeys were all over them.
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